• Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.• • Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. • • Bug - The reason you gave for calling in sick. • • Byte - What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro. • • Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps. • • Chip - Pasture muffins you try not to step in. • • Terminal - Time to call the undertaker. • • Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. • • Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. • • Diskette - Female Disco dancer. • • Fax - What you lie about to the IRS. • • Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. • • Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tatoos. • • Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. • • Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. • • Mac - Big Bubba's favorite food. • • Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers. • • Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. • • Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. • • Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. • • Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. • • ROM - Where the Pope lives. • • Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. • • Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast. • • Superconductor - Amtrak's employee of the year. • • SCSI - What you call your week old underwear. •