Computer Terms for Rednecks


 • Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.•
 
 • Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. •
 
 • Bug - The reason you gave for calling in sick. •
 
 • Byte - What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro. •
 
 • Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps. •
 
 • Chip - Pasture muffins you try not to step in. •
 
 • Terminal - Time to call the undertaker. •
 
 • Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. •
 
 • Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. •
  
 • Diskette - Female Disco dancer. •
 
 • Fax - What you lie about to the IRS. •
 
 • Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. •
 
 • Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tatoos. •
 
 • Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. •
 
 • Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. •
 
 • Mac - Big Bubba's favorite food. •
 
 • Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers. •
 
 • Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. •
 
 • Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. •
 
 • Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. •
 
 • Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. •
 
 • ROM - Where the Pope lives. •
 
 • Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. •
 
 • Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast. •
 
 • Superconductor - Amtrak's employee of the year. •
 
 • SCSI - What you call your week old underwear. •