"Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten!"- Homer Simpson
Hi, Welcome to Funky Zach's Schlock Haus. I'm Zach , your tour guide. I'm 5'10, I weigh 200 lbs., I have hazel eyes, and I wear 38-30 pants. I'm 16 years old and I'm a high school student in Michigan. I'm right handed, but I part my hair on the left. This information will someday be usefull to you when I'm rich and famous and you're playing Trivial Pursuit.
This here is art, I tell ya. Anyway, I bet you're not even reading this, you dirt burglar. If you are, you just won a million dollars! Click Here for details on how to get your prize. I thought I'd take a minute to say thank you to all you people who helped me make this page possible. Okay, here goes. Thanks. Okay, that'll do. Have fun and spend a good long time here at the Schlock Haus.
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