A

Anal Pore- The hole in your bottom

Arse- Beeps out the 'A' word.  I didn't want to say "ass" in front of the children

And Monkeys Might Fly Out Of My Butt- It's not likely to happen

Abbr.-  Abbriviation for Abbrivitation

B

Blow Ass- To pass gas

Busta Cap- To Shoot Somebody

Biatch- Beeps out the 'B' Word

Blows- Sucks

Bites- Sucks

Bung Hole- The hole in your bottom

Bloody- All purpose adjective.  It's cussing in Brittish

Behave- No more dirty comments


C

Cloudy Day- A day of constipation

Chicle En Mi Cerebro- Bubblegum in my brain

Coolbeans- Cool

C-Word- Clitoris.  Val's scared of it

Choking Your Chicken- Masturbating

Choppers- Teeth

Cool Whip- Cool

Cat- A person

Cheas- Cool cheese drawing



D

Dawg- A person

Dick Head- One who is a jerk

Dern- How a cowboy says darn

Disco Quebrado- Broken record

Drop a few kids off at the pool- To go poop

Dorty- Dirty

Dirt Burglar- One who burgles dirt; an insult

E

El Zacho- Zach's name in Español

ERT!- The noise you make when someone does something stupid


F

Frickin'- Replaces the 'F' word

Freakin'- Replaces the 'F' word

Funky- As in Funky Zach

G

Gnarley- Very cool indeed

Gor Blimey!- You can use it for "Oh, God," but it's really old English for "God blinds me"

Gimp- An injured individual

Groovy- Very cool indeed

H

Horny- Sexually aroused.  Val's constant mood

I

International Gay Haircut- That Caesar haircut

K

Kewl- Cool

L

Licks balls- Sucks

M

Mug- A person

Magnum PIQZK Bomber Explosive Nuclear Flame Thrower Machine Gun With A Scope- A gun that can't kill Zach 

Muskles- Muscles

N

Nakey Nakey- To be nude

Nappy- To be disgusting

O

Oy!- Yiddish for "Oh!"

Oy Gevault!- Yiddish for "Oh, no!"

P

Popped a Paw- Injured a joint

Pup- Poop

Q

Queef- Another disgusting word that turns Val off


R

Randy- Horny

Rainy Day- A day of constant diarrhea

S

Sunny Day- A day with no poop troubles whatsoever

Spanking the Monkey- Masturbating

Sweat- The ultimate insult

Shat- Past tense for the 'S' word

Shag- To have sexual relations

Saucy- Horny; cool

Shaving Cream- Bleeps out the 'S' word

Schwing- An exclimation when a sexy girl is spotted

T

T.L.- Stands for the Yiddish expression, Touchas Lecker meaning, "Butt Licker"

Thpbbthph- A sound effect for a fart

Trissue- A kleenex from Trish's bra

U

Uvula- The dangly thing in the back of your throat

V

Village Bicycle- A slut; everyone's had a ride.

W

Whore- An insult, or a prostitute

Whackin' Off- Masturbating

X

XXX- The rating of anything worth watching

X-mas- Abbr. for Christmas

Y

YHVH- Yiddish for Jahova, or God.  If you try to pronounce it, it sounds like you're barking

Your Mom- A comeback for anything

Z

Zach- The coolest guy alive

Z Funk- Zach's bowling name that was cruelly changed to Zit Face